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ignore them. they're jus mad because they don't have your skills. keep doin what you love.
Wed Jul 9, 2008, 6:22 AM
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Go Ahead with your Beautifull Art Dude ^_^
Mon Jun 16, 2008, 1:37 PM
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I wish you all the success and satisfaction one can get out of his art ~00~
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MMUUAGAGAGA!
Mon Apr 21, 2008, 4:11 AM
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let's all dance :dance: now...... if there was only some way to turn Russ's cars into real ones :lol:
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nice work!
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See Russ man.... you're just too good for your own good....ha ha.
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go go go go !!!
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Sorry to see the world steals from you...hope this gets resolved.
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Journal Entry: Sat Jan 5, 2008, 3:05 PM
So I get this phone message from some Frenchman, and here's his story:

He's working here in the US on a secret project with NASA and Lamborghini on a flying Lamborghini project. They've already invested $3.5 million and the design has been done. All they need now is some fancy renderings, and he's chosen me for the job. So... I don't waste the long-distance call to return his message because well... he's pretty much full of crap.

Let's examine the premise:

1: NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is a government agency and doesn't take on privatized work.

2: Lamborghini based in Santa Agata, Italy, takes enormous pride in it's engineering, and wouldn't be working off-shore with a French nationalist teamed with NASA - ever.

3: While Lamborghini's perhaps look like they could fly - they dont. Why in hell would Lambo even be interested.

4: It takes only 3.5 million dollars to design a flying car ?! Consider that the new Reventon is selling for 1.5 million.

5: So Lamborghini, a subsidiary of Audi, which is in-turn a subsidiary of Volkswagen, has no one with in those corporations who could render such a car even if the project was real?

While I'd be happy to create a wild fantastic flying car image for someone, why call me and feed me this ridiculous story? If the first thing you do is throw your credibility under a bus, why would I think that the remainder of any transaction would be trustworthy? I could see where this was likely to go; "We've spent all the development money, so if you could do the renders for free, once we sell the designs, we'll pay you handsomely."

nutjob...

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~w00tw00t-BigBird:iconw00tw00t-BigBird: Jan 5, 2008, 3:11:49 PM
Meh ... it's another spam ... I've already recieved an email from a woman in Asia that wanted to give me 20 million bucks because her account couldn't take that much ... mine should? anyway ... never answer email that appears to appealing

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*Tjpower11:iconTjpower11: Jan 5, 2008, 3:13:59 PM
I created a flying Lambo once... you couldn't sit in it because it was RC. I wonder if put a NASA sticker on it, I could get 3.5 mil for it?
~teemunkle:iconteemunkle: Jan 5, 2008, 3:14:25 PM
why doesnt he call the guy who designed thy flying lambo limo in the team america movie!!
valmorphorise!!:)

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=Legato895:iconLegato895: Jan 5, 2008, 3:20:05 PM
i think this is just a commission threshold that must be passed

heres a rough outline:

"come work on our mod - the experience is very valuable"

"come work on our mod - we will be bought soon, and payments will be deferred"

"come work at our STUDIO - except you will be working at home, payments will be deferred AND we're looking for a 3d modeler and animator... and its a mod"

"come do freelance stuff, we are [well known corporation here] and need somebody of your caliber"

"come do freelance stuff, we are [mcdonalds working closely with the KGB designing a french fry that can hold, and fire a small salt based dart for use in assassinations and we need some renders for use in promotions and advertisements in our australian bureau - make sure they are monochrome red/green because the vice chairmen of burger king is hereditarily red/green color blind and we feel this is the best way to keep this project hidden from him] and need somebody of your caliber"

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~shinoahdeath:iconshinoahdeath: Jan 5, 2008, 3:31:55 PM
:rofl:

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~ashigaru:iconashigaru: Jan 5, 2008, 3:32:01 PM
He called you? WTF? Most of the time folks like that only email. And from France, no less...

That guy is beyond nutjob. Are you sure it isn't a friend just yankin' yer chain?

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Satoru koto muzukashii
True understanding is difficult
`dangeruss:icondangeruss: Jan 5, 2008, 3:35:26 PM
brilliant! LOL --> make sure they are monochrome red/green because the vice chairmen of burger king is hereditarily red/green color blind and we feel this is the best way to keep this project hidden from him

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Russ Schwenkler
aka Dangeruss
~CDXIII:iconCDXIII: Jan 5, 2008, 3:38:46 PM
Under a bus, haha. Nice.
*lukecottle:iconlukecottle: Jan 5, 2008, 3:47:05 PM
hehe thats an interesting one. Not concerned he has your number?