Uhm yeah, right...
Journal Entry: Sat Jan 5, 2008, 3:05 PM
So I get this phone message from some Frenchman, and here's his story:
He's working here in the US on a secret project with NASA and Lamborghini on a flying Lamborghini project. They've already invested $3.5 million and the design has been done. All they need now is some fancy renderings, and he's chosen me for the job. So... I don't waste the long-distance call to return his message because well... he's pretty much full of crap.
Let's examine the premise:
1: NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration is a government agency and doesn't take on privatized work.
2: Lamborghini based in Santa Agata, Italy, takes enormous pride in it's engineering, and wouldn't be working off-shore with a French nationalist teamed with NASA - ever.
3: While Lamborghini's perhaps look like they could fly - they dont. Why in hell would Lambo even be interested.
4: It takes only 3.5 million dollars to design a flying car ?! Consider that the new Reventon is selling for 1.5 million.
5: So Lamborghini, a subsidiary of Audi, which is in-turn a subsidiary of Volkswagen, has no one with in those corporations who could render such a car even if the project was real?
While I'd be happy to create a wild fantastic flying car image for someone, why call me and feed me this ridiculous story? If the first thing you do is throw your credibility under a bus, why would I think that the remainder of any transaction would be trustworthy? I could see where this was likely to go; "We've spent all the development money, so if you could do the renders for free, once we sell the designs, we'll pay you handsomely."
nutjob...
- Mood:
Confused
Devious Comments
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heres a rough outline:
"come work on our mod - the experience is very valuable"
"come work on our mod - we will be bought soon, and payments will be deferred"
"come work at our STUDIO - except you will be working at home, payments will be deferred AND we're looking for a 3d modeler and animator... and its a mod"
"come do freelance stuff, we are [well known corporation here] and need somebody of your caliber"
"come do freelance stuff, we are [mcdonalds working closely with the KGB designing a french fry that can hold, and fire a small salt based dart for use in assassinations and we need some renders for use in promotions and advertisements in our australian bureau - make sure they are monochrome red/green because the vice chairmen of burger king is hereditarily red/green color blind and we feel this is the best way to keep this project hidden from him] and need somebody of your caliber"
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[~Club-JA]
[~AECA]
[~jamaicanART]
That guy is beyond nutjob. Are you sure it isn't a friend just yankin' yer chain?
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